the following may ruin your experience with the blog and is mostly here for people with ocd ect.

short version: unreality warning

this blog is for laughs, almost none of the info is true, we made it up for laughs
the posts on the blog are intended to come off as very clearly just things we found funny
most stuff we wouldnt call lies but also wouldnt say is true
assume everything is false untill given proof otherwise on this blog